guys are not supposed to queef...right?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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