ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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