Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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