we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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