Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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