I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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