cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
