ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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