I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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