i don't like sucking hair
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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