It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Drunk is not a location!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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