somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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