This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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