All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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