she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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