I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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