just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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