we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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