They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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