i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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