I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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