Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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