Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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