weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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