he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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