She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i think my mom watched the whole time
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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