Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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