Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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