So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You coming home soon, man?
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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