it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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