Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
She told me I should be a condom model.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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