i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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