Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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