i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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