I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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