She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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