I love black thongs
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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