he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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