Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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