Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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