Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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