If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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