Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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