Where did you get a picture of my penis
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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