Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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