Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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