Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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