dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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