take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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