I didn't shave. On purpose
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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